Oppo, I'm Out At Bars

"macanamera" (macanamera)
03/07/2015 at 22:53 • Filed to: None

Give me a backstory. Who am I tonight?

DISCUSSION (31)

HammerheadFistpunch > macanamera
03/07/2015 at 22:55

Chet Manly - Emmy winning documentary producer....about whales.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > macanamera
03/07/2015 at 22:56

Nigel from South Africa. You are zoologist in for a conference in _____.

scoob > macanamera
03/07/2015 at 22:58

A Nigerian prince.

macanamera > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
03/07/2015 at 22:59

I could do this.

macanamera > HammerheadFistpunch
03/07/2015 at 22:59

That's food. Chet. I could be a Chet.

McMike > macanamera
03/07/2015 at 23:00

You are taking a year off of work to take a break.

You just sold a app to Yahoo, and you have a little time before you have to get back to work.

It was a kids app that cleverly mixed self esteem into a jewel-like numbers game. It's not very exciting, but it's a direction Yahoo wanted to go. You doubt it will see the light of day, but there were almost 80K user accounts.

There was some school district in New Mexico that downloaded a shit-ton of them last year and that's what got Yahoo's attention.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > macanamera
03/07/2015 at 23:00

Just pictures of South African animals, especially the cute ones, on your phone. Faultless plan.

Scary__goongala! > macanamera
03/07/2015 at 23:00

You are a lone wolf. You partake in the company of others but value solitude. You drink Jameson neat. You work in construction. Your name is Robert Paulson.

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > macanamera
03/07/2015 at 23:02

HANS

BrownMiataDieselWagon > macanamera
03/07/2015 at 23:03

Doug DeMuro, plays with cars

RallyWrench > macanamera
03/07/2015 at 23:04

Mac Panamera, roadie for Metallica.

Jcarr > macanamera
03/07/2015 at 23:04

Dr. Chim Richalds, OBGYN.

Matt Hardigree, chief editor of jelopnic.com

The Magic Rev Matching 4Runner > macanamera
03/07/2015 at 23:07

Fuckin' Clinton. Not Bill Clinton, you're just fuckin' Clinton.

macanamera > McMike
03/07/2015 at 23:10

wow dude

macanamera > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
03/07/2015 at 23:10

maybe

macanamera > Jcarr
03/07/2015 at 23:11

Japolnet

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > macanamera
03/07/2015 at 23:11

macanamera > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
03/07/2015 at 23:15

Ja.

Zohaibman72 > macanamera
03/07/2015 at 23:20

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

You are 38 years old and you drive a 2007 Chevrolet Monte Carlo. You are an Information Clerk, and after being getting married at a early age you are sick of your wife. You are looking for an affair, or just someone to talk to. Your sick of your dead-end office job and just want to make up for the years you missed by getting married at an early age.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > macanamera
03/07/2015 at 23:23

Turd Ferguson

Kinja'd!!!

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > macanamera
03/07/2015 at 23:24

Hank Bonaventure, wealthy oil magnate from Houston. Also owns shares in the denim industry.

macanamera > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
03/07/2015 at 23:27

where are these suggestions coming from in impressed

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > macanamera
03/07/2015 at 23:35

It's always sunny in philadelphia had an alias called Hoss Bonaventure who sold oil and boiled denim. I also used a bunch of fake aliases at frat parties but thats another story.

Svend > macanamera
03/07/2015 at 23:36

You are Tony and you are a dual national Canadian/British (born in Britain. Manchester, England and you don't like football (soccer) in case they start talking about football you can cut that line of conversation out if you don't know football, raised from a youngster in New Foundland Canada and would visit back and forth because your parents split up and your dad moved back to the U.K. this may give suitable credence to any north American accent you have) and want to meet someone on the other side of the border in the U.S. while you are visiting other members of the family on your mother's side.